Monday, January 5, 2009

Hindi jokes

Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara!
Banta: Woh kya..
Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya.
Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara
Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay!



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Hindi jokes 2011
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New Hindi jokes Collection 
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Funny Hindi jokes Gallery of 2011
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Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

Jokes In Hindi and SMS

Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi

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pal pal intahan leti hai jindagi roj naye sadme bhi deti hai jindagi
fir bhi hum jindagi se sikwa kare kaise aap jaise log bhi to deti hai jindagi